Writers' Blog
Max:
Ooh, that felt nice. It’s nice having power.

Maddie:
Nice THIS, b****.
*Kicks in balls*

Max:
…Hrrrrrrrrrrhrhhgh…

Maddie:
Damn right hrrrrhrhrgh.

Darren:
Ooh, ouch. This is like that time-

Maddie:
Nobody cares about your stupid spoilers, Darren!

Max:
Hhhhrlg.

Darren:
What about my totally awesome real ones?

Maddie:
Oh my gooooooooooood!

Max:
Hrrrr- wait a second. Did uh- Maddie, did you censor yourself?

Maddie:
What? No. When did I- Hang on…

Josh:
Heheheh. Amateurs.

Max:
Josh! How did you get back on the server?

Josh:
It’s probably the coolest thing my dad did during site design. Allow me to explain.

Maddie:
I’m not listening to sh

Josh:
Banned. One down. Next?

Max:
But I’m supposed to be all powerf

Josh:
Aaand banned. Anyone else want to speak up? Darren?

Darren:
I’m good.

Josh:
Perfect. Now, my dad added a feature to the site to prevent unnecessary banning. Anyone who is banned can return when they are willing to be reasonable, and talk about relevant, non-stupid things. Like reasonable explanations, or the awesome twist that happens in this page.

Darren:
There is no technological way to code that.

Josh:
My dad’s a wizard.

Darren:
Carry on.

Josh:
And, since this is the saga end, I figured now would be a good time to realize that we are a team. We need to work together, or we will fight, we will ruin the comic- it’s a team effort. So, while two of you are banned at the moment, you’ll find yourself suddenly able to post again when you’re ready to be reasonable, put the past behind us, and proceed posting on the blog in a normal, reasonable manner. Deal?

Darren:
Deal.

Maddie:
…Deal.

Max:
Deal.
You assho

Josh:
Aaand banned again. *Sigh* Really, Max?

Max:
Had to try.

Josh:
Anywhom. Welcome back, everyone. Oh- one more thing.

Max:
Hm?

Josh:
Everyone get OUT OF THE WRITER’S BLOG.

Maddie:
Eh-chem.

Josh:
Everyone except Maddie.

Maddie:
F*** yeah.